Okay, for people who hate crocs and think they're ugly, I say...walk a mile in my shoes!!
Crocs are the best thing since sliced bread. They make our feet happy, which, in turn, makes us happier in general. You probably hate crocs because you wear uncomfortable shoes that look good but hurt your feet and make you sad and uncomfortable and homicidal. People who need a pair of crocs...hmmm, lets see: Emos, Kim Jong II, Alec Baldwin, Ebenezer Scrooge - just to name a few.
Its time for the liberation of feet! Take off those beautifully designed shoes that turn you into a hater and put on the ugly shoes that will make you a lover. I mean, just the fact that croc wearers wear crocs makes us nicer people. I have never met a mean croc wearer. Maybe wearing ugly shoes just makes us more humble - I don't know.
What I do know - if everyone wore crocs, the world would probably be a nicer place! Maybe not esthetically ('cause let's admit, crocs are clogs meet playdough') but comfortable feet make a more peaceful and happy wearer, and thus, a more peaceful and happy world!
Crocs are the answer. Wear crocs.
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